(2014)
#BushShort #Funny
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing