(2014)
#Blind #DefFunny #Short
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…