(2014)
#ContestShort #Funny
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market