I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry