(2014)
#Funny #MermaidShort
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite