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Tyler Steven Clark

The sand ruler

The ruler sat upon his thrown
His thrown of sand to all was known
His castle was feared far and wide
As the strongest fortress
near ocean side
His power was immense
Though it was lost at night
When the tide rolled in
Washing it from sight

(2014)

#Funny #Sand #Short

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