(2014)
#Funny #Sand #Short
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes