whats that you say
I cant read lips
Oh wait I’m blind
Sometimes
Even I forget

He heard the damsel screaming
As he stabbed the dragon through
He knew he’d be her hero
Since heroes are now few
He climbed up the crooked tower

Life’s like a puzzle
With pieces thrown all about
You have to put it together
Until the pieces run all out
Sometimes it’s finished

She comes out of the ocean at nigh
To fold my clothes and clean my be
She like to pick up after me
And make sure I’m always fed
Slippery floors is the only price

There once was a man who’s home wa
His size so small he’d fit in your
Along one day came a great gust of
And lifted the poor man, and his h
Into the air and over the land,

I woke up this morning
With my hair knotted in every way
But it did not bother me not one b
Since today’s a good kind of day
I reached for the bedroom door

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat
But all the weight just went to he
They got so big she could only fin
Driving poles in at the farm
She’d pick em up and drive em in

Watch were you’re going
Don’t stare at your feet
For every smile that you pass
Is one you’ll never meet

I’m the worlds best detective
But not a lot of people know
I’ve solved earths greatest myster
Like why summers hot and winter co
Summers hot because there’s so muc

My brain hurts from thinking
all the thunks that I have thought
or is it from the thoughts of thin
now it hurts more than it ought

Stack your
Problems
Up real
High
Stack

I set a net to catch the thief
That ate my food at night
Since every morning I wake up
To find no food in sight
When the trap went off

The special today is over easy twi
With a serving of bunk on the side
If you like you can watch the chef
Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide
If you need help deciding

I am the one
Who lives in your vents
Its a rather nice life
Not worrying about rent
My favorite hobby is

They say if you shoot for the moon
You’ll just end up in the stars...
But if stars are just burning gas
The chances are you won’t get far.

They say you can grow up
to become what ever you want to be
but I’ll tell you what
thats completely wrong
if you want to become a tree

There once slept a man who could n
Naps for hours and weeks he’d take
He slept by choice not by need
The most extravagant dreams he had
He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of

If red means anger
And blue is sad
White is pureness
And yellow is glad
What does orange mean

Every one shall fear me
For I’m the almighty bush
If I see you waiting for the road
You might just get a push
If you get to close to me

No I won’t allow you
To write about me
It’s a waste of time
A waste of a tree
I don’t care if I’m imagined

His colors would not
Follow lines
A mangled mess
The teacher finds
“This papers all scribbles

In a corner alone
Sat the chair with the teeth
Locked away far
From anyones reach
If you sat down

Jessey caught the measels
Joey caught the mumps
Jane came down with the flu
And jacks been in a slump
The teacher has gone missing

The rains kept a comin
It seemed they wouldn’t stop
The clouds just kept on pouring
Till they squeezed out every drop
The lightning pierced the ground

I’ll grab one part
you grab the other
then well run away
from each other
if it tares there’s no winner

Both of them were late
To their very first blind date
He stumbled around outside
While she struggled finding a ride
But once they were together

Make a cake
Don’t make a sigh
Make a friend
Don’t make a lie
Make a plan

If I was a ghost for a day
There’s so much I would do
Like fill the sinks with orange ju
And take everyone’s left shoe
Id paint pink polka dots

he came in guns waving
“everyone get down”
but when they all started dancing
he left with just a frown

I followed a map of treasure once,
In hopes of finding gold,
But instead of finding a fortune b
I undug a chest real old.
I guess you could say I lucked ou

It human nature to hate the silenc
Since it’s only quite when your al
So surround yourself with many fri
And let sound fill your home

The forest we know
Once formed long ago
From a man whos sorrows
Brought tears that could grow
He wandered earth

This poems the worst
Nothing like the first
My ideas are scattered about
And the pages run out
I’ve got better things to do

We both leapt from the plane
But first we placed a wager
Who could reach the bottom first
What could be the danger
I watched her as she pulled her co

Have you ever wondered
How the clouds move along
If you believe its the wind
I’ll tell you that your wrong
I sit behind these clouds

Tippy Tom liked to drink
Tippy Tom would raise a stink
Tippy Tom would stumble out
Tippy Tom would walk about
Tippy Toms gone missing