Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced