When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when