In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut