The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me