Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
My ego is too big
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious