Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The less you need to control the more powerful you
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored