All dressed down with nowhere to go
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…