No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation