When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior