I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I will gladly suffer fools for love
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors