I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost