It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off