Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown