My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life