It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score