You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge