Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer