#AmericanWriters
They tell me that euphoria is the… Today I have the agility of a Gre… Yes, today I may even go forth wi… Today I am a swashbuckler, would… This is my euphorian day,
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
The solitary huntsman No coat of pink doth wear, But midnight black from cap to spu… Upon his midnight mare. He drones a tuneless jingle
In Baltimore there lived a boy. He wasn’t anybody’s joy. Although his name was Jabez Dawes… His character was full of flaws. In school he never led his classes…
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
I find it very difficult to enthus… Over the current news. Just when you think that at least… And that is why I do not like the…
Consider the auk; Becoming extinct because he forgot… Consider man, who may well become… Because he forgot how to walk and…
One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
My friends all know that I am shy… But the chipmunk is twice and shy… He moves with flickering indecisio… Like stripes across the television… He’s like the shadow of a cloud,
Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives, They fail as husbands and as wives… Therefore they cynically disparage Everybody else’s marriage.
The doctor gets you when you’re bo… The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly c… If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no car…
A bit of talcum Is always walcum.
I would live all my life in noncha… Were it not for making a living, w…
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs Is those things arms, or is they l… I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I’d call me Us.