The King’s Breakfast
The King asked
The Queen, and
The Queen asked
The Dairymaid:

When I was One,
I had just begun.
When I was Two,
I was nearly new.
When I was Three,

If people ask me,
I always tell them:
“Quite well, thank you, I’m very
If people ask me,
I always answer,

Halfway down the stairs
is a stair
where i sit.
there isn’t any
other stair

In days of peace my fellow-men
Rightly regarded me as more like
A Bishop than a Major-Gen.,
And nothing since has made me warl
But when this agelong struggle end

I met a Man as I went walking:
We got talking,
Man and I.
‘Where are you going to, Man?’ I
(I said to the Man as he went by)

Whenever I walk in a London stree
I’m ever so careful to watch my fe
And I keep in the squares,
And the masses of bears,
Who wait at the corners all ready

I found a little beetle; so that
And I called him Alexander and he
I put him in a match-box, and I k
And Nanny let my beetle out -
Yes, Nanny let my beetle out -

There were Two Little Bears who
And one of them was Bad and the o
Good Bear learnt his Twice Times
But Bad Bear left all his buttons
They lived in a Tree when the wea

Wherever I am, there’s always Poo
There’s always Pooh and Me.
Whatever I do, he wants to do,
“Where are you going today?” says
“Well, that’s very odd 'cos I was