There are lots and lots of people
Like Dates and Pounds-and-ounces
And the answer’s always Sixpence
And I know they’ll think me silly
So Pooh and I go whispering, and

Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,
Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,
Rum-tum-tiddle-um-tum.
Tiddle-id dle, tiddle-iddle,
Tiddle-iddle, tiddle-iddle,

Lords of the Nursery
Wait in a row,
Five on the high wall,
And four on the low;
Big Kings and Little Kings,

Wherever I am, there’s always Poo
There’s always Pooh and Me.
Whatever I do, he wants to do,
“Where are you going today?” says
“Well, that’s very odd 'cos I was

James James
Morrison Morrison
Weatherby George Dupree
Took great
Care of his Mother,

Christopher Robin goes
Hoppity, hoppity,
Hoppity, hoppity, hop.
Whenever I tell him
Politely to stop it, he

Same old trenches, same old view,
Same old rats as blooming tame,
Same old dug-outs, nothing new,
Same old smell, the very same,
Same old bodies out in front,

I often wish I were a King,
And then I could do anything.
If only I were King of Spain,
I’d take my hat off in the rain.
If only I were King of France,

John had
Great Big
Waterproof
Boots on;
John had a

A lion has a tail and a very fine
And so has an elephant, and so has
And so has a crocodile, and so has
They’€™ve all got tails but me.
If I had sixpence I would buy one