Shorty
Shorty
I have a tiny cock
Like a crooked little finger
Everybody else’s dick
Is inevitably bigger
If six inch as an average
Can truly be believed
Someone here in this room
Must be twice the size of me
If you can do your algebra
Already you will know
Four inches is the maximum
My dick will ever go
For the engineers among you
I’ll express my ratio
My little one inch wonder
Up to four times it can grow
I’m glad to hear you laugh
It shows you understand
These are such the shortcomings of
A very short dick man
My pubes are even longer
They make a comfy little nest
With a little acorn sat
Upon the very crest
Rummage in my fly and
Wish that I were blessed
Searching frantically
I recover just the head
Get a little piss drip
Up on my finger tip
There’s absolutely nothing there
For me to get a grip
If I sit to pee I must
Be wary of my jet
The angle of my dangle means
My trousers may get wet
Then dribble on my ball bag
For I have no overhang
These are such the shortcomings of
A very short dick man
I wank it with one finger
If you really want to know
And no I can’t imagine
The feeling of deep throat
When I look down I can still
Clearly see my toes
But my little willy hides
Beneath my belly folds
Sometimes it is inverted
Even when it isn’t cold
Like a little turtle
Inside of me it goes
Girls they like to tell me
It’ such a cute surprise
Until I have to tell them I
Left the condom stuck inside
I’m hung like Micky Mouse
You’ve just got to understand
These are such the shortcomings of
A very short dick man
Now why would I admit to this?
By now you know it’s true
I’m such a little babydick
Exposed in front of you
But the greater pain exists
In propagating myths
According to the internet
Real men have massive dicks
So for anyone who feels small
Let me reassure you all
By bringing down the average
With my little four inch prick
So if you’re sat with five or six
Feel the relief
And if you really want to,
Then have a laugh at me
You no longer have to hide it
Give a fuck or give a damn
You no longer have to let it
Be the measure of the man
And I guess I kinda like it
When I am being teased
These are such the shortcomings of
A short dick man like me
(2014)
