Sir Walter (Revised)
0 woman, in man’s hour of ease
And plenty, how you strive to please!
To win his heart– and purse– you try
With ogle, whisper, smile, and sigh.
But when he’s short of cash, you find,
You change your tactics and your mind;
And from a fellow lacking 'oof’
You deem it well to hold aloof -
Tip-tilt your nose and curve your lip,
And let the impecunious R.I.P.,
To find some other, wealthier, new man:
All this you do because - you’re Woman.
