If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–