Striking is an art in its purest form, so call me Cristiano, but he isn’t Real Madrid alone. It’s 11 a side, but without assistance, he’s injury prone. It’s one against eleven, and I can’t side step them all. I’ll get past one. Step over a couple times past another, but ultimately fall, and lose the ball and since the keeper is absent, the other squad takes it all the way to score. It becomes such a bore when you know you can’t win. The magic man starts to use his magic, but he’s still living a life of sin. He tries his very best to get out of the nasty stench, but the other guys team up to keep you on the bench.