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Spirited Ejaculation!

By Stanley Collymore
 
Would you consider it an audacious
imposition on my part if I were to
ask you to personally take care
of some sperm I urgently
need to off-load in
the next hour
or two?
 
© Stanley V. Collymore
11 January 2011.

(2011)

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