Up yours– you thoroughly brainwashed, dimwitted, lowlife and pestilent self-serving losers!
By Stanley Collymore
It’s absolutely funny really quite
gleefully observing all these
pathetic and thoroughly
ill-informed morons of so-called critics,
racist Brexiteers and quite additionally
too the usual assortment of rightwing
Nazi media and their literally blatantly
discernibly effectively demented bevy
of unquestionably semi-literate hacks
castigatorily and essentially ironically
so on the quite sycophantic behalf of
their customarily, obviously, distinctly
undeniably tax evading; continuously
engaged in and altogether effectively
undoubtedly significantly beneficially
discernibly profitable, off-shore bank
accounts proliferating accumulation.
Hereditary ownership of these
same rags and media which
during the ensuing course
of World War II were themselves, rather
unquestionably, totally enthusiastically
firmly and loudly beating the drums of
support for Herr Adolf Hitler and, also
his Third Reich, and basically the only
Jews, literally exactly undeniably just
like Black people, who these obvious
quite delusional, white supremacists
and irrefutably basically distinctively
obviously unquestionably demented
cretins unsurprisingly considered as
quite irrefutably indispensable trash
suitable obviously either realistically
for Europe’s gas chambers naturally
or death clearly by whatever means,
so long as these patently irrefutable
Untermenchen were dead and gone.
Human beings but who essentially
obviously, neither individually nor
collectively were considered as
of the slightest bit worthy effectively or
potentially of life, and consequently so
and without dissent should summarily
be permanently got rid of, and literally
the most preferred means was death.
Now these are the exact sorts clearly
doing so and with irony crucially lost
on everyone of them very vitriolically
and rather conveniently spouting off
simply inappropriately, similarly also
clamourously, obviously dishonestly
as well as distinctly advantageously
and literally self-servingly financially
from their evidently virtue signalling,
totally egregiously and hypocritically
nurtured, absolutely unquestionably
pompously engineered and fatuous,
proselytizing bandwagons, crucially
blazoningly, dishing out quite faked
spuriously endearing sentiments of
human solidarity which really mean
absolutely nothing whatsoever and
rather essentially so, to the entirety
of them notwithstanding whatever
they do publicly say to the contrary.
For in their real, utterly sick and
malevolent lives they actually
haven’t changed their views
one bit and are undoubtedly clearly the
same Nazis, that quite unquestionably
they were of yesteryear; but are rather
quite cynically now obviously content
to actually use what evilly, self-hating
Coconuts, and simply House Niggers
they can get to quite plausibly, boost
their twisted agenda. So markedly in
contrast, and similarly from a simply
intelligently perspective a decisively
and rather appropriately, thoroughly
well done to our undoubtedly rather
shrewd Prime Minister: Rishi Sunak
simply for sensibly utilizing a Bajan
terminology, and fitting solution– by
“Cracking de vexing coconut open!”
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
14 November 2023.
Author's Remarks:
Or as we Bajans would more succinctly put it - "Tsch man! All dah uproar and needless bodderation over a frigging useless coconut! Get real, Vipers!"
Suella Braverman is significantly less relevant to me than some itinerant beach bum macheteing the tops of real coconuts he’s collected and has subsequently embarked on selling their coconut juice, or milk as you tourists refer to it, to fatuous vacationers who this bum is essentially indifferent to other than having them assist in his making a living by selling the coconut juice to them.
