A Killer Resume
Once I was a psychopath
who took quite a shine to his ax.
Many times I’d leave a blood bath,
but meticulously clean,
and particularly keen,
I always covered my tracks.
Once I was a lunatic,
victims anywhere I would go.
The headlines said that I was “sick”,
and I suppose it was true,
the grizzly things I would do.
It was quite the gruesome show.
Once I was a real nutcase,
the likes of which had not been seen.
Meet someone, and cut off their face.
Keep the skin as a trophy,
so I wouldn’t get lonely.
All delightfully obscene.
Last I was a businessman,
and it sent shivers down my spine.
To take as much, and all I can.
I was a monster of greed,
with no limit to his feed.
This one is a shame of mine.
