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cooking

cats

cooking a cat isnt as hard as you might think
first you pull of its fur just get past the stink
rip of its claws and flick out its eyes
then just gut and clean it i just use pliers
then wash it and stuff it and cook on a low flame
and use any old vegies to put in to its frame
you no its cooked propper when you carnt hear a meow
best served with a good gravy and a good bowl of chow.

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