It took awhile to find Osama. It will take awhile to find the Briton with his knife in the desert of Iraq. They may bring him back

My wife likes to garden. She’s crazy about roses, lilies and daisies. She says I should get out in the garden and weed.

We worry so much because we’re nice people. We want to find a way to feed the poor house the poor

Being out of work during the holidays is twice as bad and twice that’s happened now to Wally Ballew

Aaron loves the show on television about antiques. Tonight they have a Grecian vase worth close to a million dollars. Aaron has stuff in the basement

You drive down the same country road every day at dawn and see through plumes of dust

No youngster himself, Fred often… “There are always preludes to hell… For Fred one of those preludes is… the things in life Fred can’t fix.… Another prelude is paying the trad…

Mrs. O’Malley from across the alley has another small job for my father to do which makes my mother

When you’re a pharmacist you don’t ask customers how they’re doing. You know from the meds they pick up

After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.

A little boy from the city down on the farm for a day wanders away to look at the sheep and finds a bull

You take care now, Harold, and don’t slip on the ice looking for a good bookstore on the streets of Chicago. Print is dead, Harold,

Every day the same people at the same table at the rear of the cafeteria. The maiden, 35 at least, is gray at the temples,

The older I get the more I realiz… the importance of getting things d… before your mother announces anoth… assignment to roust me from my ham… As you know I’ve never been much