Red, yellow, brown work well together in a portrait of society. Add black, no problem. But if we remove the red,

Better take his wife to lunch after what he said yesterday. A slip of the tongue. But where to take her? The Chinese buffet?

Niagara Falls her silver hair so long it bounces off the swan

You have to be married at least 30 years to know what your wife is thinking before she says it aloud. More than 40 years to know

The uncommon is common in America today. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Seinfeld

Harvey has a special room in the basement that’s always lock… He keeps a safe there, some antiqu… and family memorabilia he fears midnight thieves might steal.

She could sing, dance, and act but picking a man was a problem. She didn’t complain or explain just worked hard for the money, an Unsinkable Molly Brown.

It’s one thing to work in an office because your skills say you must. It’s another to want to hang out with

Elmer’s an old stag now shedding antlers snorting among the trees but sometimes Martha after her shower

First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:

Never speak ill of the dead, his father always said, and his father was a pastor who preached from the pulpit. That’s why whenever

Jim Clowes had a red '53 Ford that looked terrible. The paint on the car was almost all gone, although there were still patches of paint mixed with patches of rust. The clunker was an u...

Does he remember? Jenny, how could he forget? Thirty years ago you roared into his office and raged about your cousin’s

An hour before dawn the paper is out on the lawn white in the moonlight a trumpet dozing after a long night in a jazz bar

When Fred was a boy, he heard his… talk about Grandpa going to town d… to sell the bounty of his harvest. On his farm he had eggs, butter an… vegetables and meat. He’d buy suga…