Wally made the long drive home from vacation on Election Day because he wanted to vote. He went for a jog and then to the… and cast his vote for his candidat…

Every time the phone rings Bill’s afraid the caller might say another childhood classmate has di… This will hit him hard because Bill knows he’s moseying along

Should she write about the wonders of nature and say it’s okay to lie on the beach forever without any sunscreen

A clerk in a health food store became upset when I said I didn’t see anything I wanted since I wasn’t a vegan or vegetarian and liked my

Where did it go? I really don’t know. I lost it weeks ago in the middle of the night. Too tired to get up.

The hands on the atomic clock upstairs finally stopped spinning. As you know, my dear, the hands have been spinning for two weeks. This morning the clock stopped

Your life as explained in your letter recently received is very difficult to read. It’s been 40 years since we last saw each other or talked. Most of your problems I knew nothing about....

Some say when daffodils shoot up Spring is here. It’s safe to put away your boots and shovels.

After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.

Old Tim writes poetry now in his heaven of retirement. He’s had nice jobs over the years but swears retirement is better.

I have an old friend who was told some time ago he had six months to live. We live far apart now and he told me about this in an email shortly after the doctor told him. The six months ...

Widow in a rocker pets her calico cat long strokes slowly. With the cat purring and the widow humming

For some nervous wrecks a pill or two might help. For others

Old Tim drove 600 miles back home to his shed in the woods a month after burying his wife up north in the city where they me… more than 60 years ago.

In the summer of 1956, any Saturday at midnight when the moon was full and the stars were bright, you would see Grandma Groth