High Colonics in Berlin
The Nazis call her Hilda,
this ancient woman who
makes a simple living in
a bathroom in Berlin
giving high colonics
to constipated officers.
She helps each man
settle in the tub and asks
“Are you comfortable?”
and then she slides
the nozzle in and says
“Here it comes, Mein Herr!”
and turns the pressure
on full blast.
She loves to hear the officer
yell and curse as water
scalding hot crumples him
and he can’t make it
to the toilet.
Hilda apologizes
for the accident
and leaves the room to
let the Nazi wallow in
his excrement and stench.
Hilda’s real name is
Aviva Goldfarb Stein.
She was a surgeon once,
had a brother die at Dachau
and uses high colonics
hotter than Gehenna
one bastard at a time.
Donal Mahoney
