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Ice Cream Honeymoon

On a sunny day
in Harvard Yard
blonde from Norway weds
son of chieftain
from Rwanda after
both receive degrees
with high honors.
 
They drive off
in a silver Porsche
touring America
on their honeymoon
until they’re stopped
in a small town.
A taillight’s out.
 
The officer says
“You’re the first
salt and pepper
I’ve ever ticketed”
and the bride says
“Sir, we’re your first
hot fudge sundae.”
 
 
Donal Mahoney

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