Better take his wife to lunch after what he said yesterday. A slip of the tongue. But where to take her? The Chinese buffet?

I can’t speak for other men but as I grow older I have found listening to my wife makes life easier. So when she said we should move to a retirement community while we’re still in reaso...

I understand what you mean when you say you’re alone and hope someone rings your bell day or night but that’s not the case with me.

Years ago my wife bought three wall clocks, atomic clocks they’re called. They require no batteries and you don’t plug them in.

The guillotine dropped between you and a friend over coffee and small talk. The first time it dropped it was someone who said

Am I right or am I right, one neighbor asked the other as they walked the few blocks to vote in different primaries. Some people make a good

Two men running for office disagree about everything but have one thing in common. They won’t release their tax returns.

I have a new email address. Old one may work for awhile but like life, it can stop at any time… One problem so far. This new address sends emails

One by one young nurses crisp in their white caps bring the old folks out crumpled in their wheelchairs from this towering building

Bill’s been seeing a therapist for years trying to get his life on track but all he talks about is his many regrets in a life

Your life as explained in your letter recently received is very difficult to read. It’s been 40 years since we last saw each other or talked. Most of your problems I knew nothing about....

“Damn the vernal equinox! Full speed ahead!” is all that Cootie Murphy would ever say when he sat on the last stool at the end of the bar in The Stag & Doe Inn. He wouldn’t say it very ...

I look in the mirror and I’m not… Where did I go? I don’t know so I look around and see my wife with the dogs and kids. Not one of them sees me.

Something’s still bright when a widow dies and her son flies in gives her body to science has the movers