Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.

Farmer John knows he’s old but didn’t think he was that old until he went to town one day and met a young lady he liked as much as he likes the corn

Linda’s on TV this morning being interviewed by someone who specializes in interviewing unusual people. Linda’s a smart woman but

You have to be married at least 30 years to know what your wife is thinking before she says it aloud. More than 40 years to know

Two doves on a telephone wire wait tor the blue jays to finish e… bread put out for the birds. When the jays arrived, sparrows fled into the trees

Every day comes praise for Him everywhere in nature a cricket chirps a wren sings

Ten years later he still mourns the death of his friend, Bill, such a smart man he could talk to

Some folks have a problem with aut… legitimate and otherwise, and I ha… a lifetime festering in that group… An event in youth convinced me tha… big people are no different than l…

Otis was once a monk who took no vows, was free to leave the abbey and eventually he did. I met him over chicken wings

She was just an old lady who lived next door. I’d wave and smile and give a nice hello but nothing more.

Porch light bright all night keeps thieves away but not the moths that dance till dawn

Gramps knows a minister who collects classic Corvettes. He rents another garage whenever he buys another Corvette. He says his estate will sell the c…

I have a new email address. Old one may work for awhile but like life, it can stop at any time… One problem so far. This new address sends emails