This poem is about the time I was at a house party, and got a M.I.P.

[Cinquain One]
Lines 1-2: I'm at the party, the musics loud, and there is plenty of females presents — which is the recipe for a good night.
"I wouldn't be surprised If I saw..." - this is a pun that takes the whole nature theme literal. It refers to a completely unrelated time when I was in my backyard, and I thought deer were chasing me. But that's a story for another time.

[Couplet One]
Like I said, music and women is the recipe for a good night.

[Tercet One]
"The wind" is a metaphor for the girl I was conversing with at the function.

[Tercet Two]
I was downstairs mingling, and my designated driver (D.D.) was on the staircase calling my name and trying to tell me something, but the place was too noisy for me to make out what he was saying.

[Couplet Two]
Turns out my DD was telling me to meet him at the car, because the cops showed up. By this time it was too late for me, the officers were shining their flashlights through the windows, hoping to identify faces and/or catch someone in the act. Being slightly under the influence, I couldn't take my eyes off these lights.

[Cinquain Two]
This stanza displays puns on day & night, and temperature/climate (in a sense). The "shade" is the backseat of the patrol car, where I was confined until my ticket was distributed. Being in the backseat of a cop car might have some people sweating bullets, hence the "hottest" in the dark. But during all this, I never lost my composure, maintaining my "cool".