How much longer will this grand lecture last?
Certainly leaving my youth in the past.
Back and forth, going over the same point,
The same matters –most don’t even matter.
Tip: never push her to her breaking point.
Wish she would go through the bush already.
Hasn’t she ever heard of brevity?
Experiencing a solar Eclipse,
Consumed by this temporary darkness,
She’s acting like it’s the Apocalypse.
This time I’ll have to pay a hefty price.
I know you’re upset, but keep it concise.
Summarize it and it’s just as precise.
Just short 'n’ sweet, but I guess that’s too nice.