Garden gate, urban grate,

Badger carcas, pleasent fate,

Bring on the cement, spread it all over —level it off,

Make homeless the moth, bedone with the sloth,

Make it two layers.

Make a cat into a new fur hat, then set fire to the prat,

Give me peas with my stew, but make sure they’re GM to stick it up to Hugh (Fearnley—Whittingstall)