We are God
I am God
We are God
Your God doesn’t exist
I gave a homeless man twenty dollars
Last Tuesday and he said “Thank You God”
NO! Thank me!
We bless each other
Then we circle and
Hurt each other
When my girlfriend cheated on me
I never asked “Why, God”
I asked “Why, Alex,
I thought you were my best friend”
We are God
We are Satin
We are stupid
They needed control
They needed control of this cantankerous world
So they threw us the bible
And us credulous crackpots received
It and made it into bone
Because
Jesus existed many times
Before Jesus existed.
From Egypt to Jerusalem
Jesus existed many times before Jesus existed.
EXPLAIN THAT POPE!
IN FACT, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
YOU AREN’T EVEN IN THE BIBLE!
WHO GAVE YOU ALL THIS POWER?
This isn’t logical
Because
Trees speak
But we can’t hear what they are saying.
The sky smiles
But we don’t know why.
What do we really know?
But I know, you should
Deem my words as SACRED
Because your God interrupted me
During my sleep last night.
But there was no
Talking burning bush,
I was pissed!
He told me to let you guys know that:
He is a faux,
He also told me that
He is a she.
Boy, is that guy funny.
You all were wrong
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Seriously
Your God spoke to me.
He never spoke to King James
But
King James reinvented God
Can I try?
Because
I am God
We are God.
We don’t know anything,
We don’t know much.
But now
We know that WE are God.
So let’s keep the blessings coming.
