#Americans
My cuticles are a mess. Oh honey,… did you like my new negligee? It’s… of one Kim Novak wore in some mov… I wish I had a foot-long chili do… Do you like fireworks, I mean not…
A motorist once said to me, and this was in the country, on a county lane, a motorist slowed his vehicle as I was walking my dear old collie,
They didn’t have much trouble teaching the ape to write poems: first they strapped him into the c… then tied the pencil around his ha… (the paper had already been nailed…
The disorganization to which I cu… has skipped several meetings in a… which is a pattern I find almost f… Down at headquarters there’s a sec… and a janitor who I shall call Su…
Do you have adequate oxen for the… No, my oxen are inadequate. Well, how many oxen would it take… I would need ten more oxen to do t… I’ll see if I can get them for yo…
I like to see doctors cough. What kind of human being would grab all your money just when you’re down? I’m not saying they enjoy this:
My daughter has lived overseas for… of years now. She married into roy… won’t let her communicate with any… friends. She lives on birdseed and… of water. She dreams of me constan…
All night a door floated down the… It tried to remember little incide… from its former life, like the tim… leaned against it kissing for hour… and whispering those famous words.
And what amazes me is that none of… surprise or interest him, even a l… it is time he got his booster shot… I realize I have no power over hi… He becomes increasingly light-foot…
The common is unusually calm—they… last night, it’s sleeping in the s… of its duty, pacified, tamed, a pu… But not before it tied the flagpol… and not before it alarmed the fire…
Napoleon’s hat is an obvious choic… hat, but that’s not the hat I have… show. I am thinking of his private… esty wasn’t much different than th… corner drugstore now, except for t…
Your face did not rot like the others—the co-pilot, for example, I saw him yesterday. His face is corn mush: his wife and daughter,
Someone had spread an elaborate ru… in possession of an extraterrestri… it was. It was Roger Lawson. Rog… worst sort, and up till now I had… I kind of knew my time had come.…
I sat in the old tree swing without swinging. My loafer had fallen off and I left it on the ground. My sister came running out of the house to tell me something. She said, 'I’m going to...
There’s a fortune to be made in ju… in this country, somebody’s father… everything—baby food, tractors, ra… My family’s obviously done nothing… of time. They invented poverty and…