“The Devil Came Up To Earth”
Inspired by: "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by: Charlie Daniels Band
The devil came up to earth
He was lookin’ for some hell to cause
He was n a drought
From good news brought about
And he was getting des-per-ate
When he came across this country breakin’ rules and laws left and right,
The devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
“I’m gonna have some fun!”
“I bet y’all didn’t know it, but I control the people too.
And if u don’t do what I dare, they’ll take your life from u.
Now I can’t actually take your life,
but I’ll cause u so much strife,
I bet a little while more that you’ll take it, and then I won’t have to.
The Pres said, ”My name’s Donald, and it might b a sin, but I’ll stand for them, not bow to him, cause I’m the best one for the job.
Donald, gather up your men & get a strategy
Cause Dems broke loose n 'merica & they’re gone get us good
And if u win, we’ll get this country
right back on it’s tracks
But if u lose, the Dems’ll take our rights
Pelosi grabbed a pen &
Then she said, “I’ll take them down.”
And fire shot from her eyelashes
As she batted them so quaint
And she ripped up ev’ry po-li-cy
The Pre-si-dent sent her way
Then a group of Dems backed her up
And it sounded hor-ri-ble
When the Dems had finished,
Donald said, “Well, you’re really wrong, ole Nanc’
But sit back n your chair right there
And I will show Dems how it’s done.”
Caronavirus quarantine!
U can’t gather n groups, stay 6 feet back!
Gotta b home by curfew, 10pm!
Granny, can we visit? Not just yet.
The evil Dems backed down
B/c they knew that they’d been beat
Nancy laid her golden title
On the ground @ Donald’s feet
Donald said, “ Nancy don’t come back here
If u ever wanna try again
I don’t told u once u evil Dem rats
I’m the best one for the job!”
No more caronavirus quarantine!
U can visit your loved ones, no dis-tan-cing!
No more curfew, don’t have 2 b home by 10!
Go out & c Granny once again!
© From A Poet’s
