A night in Edinburgh
For Beth Louise Linton
You’d best not drink with Beth and Rikk,
I’m pretty sure they’d make you sick.
Whilst at The Street or C.C. Bloom,
You’ll lose the key to your hotel room.
Wake up with Pringles in your bed,
And banging drums inside your head.
You’ll fight the desk clerk who thinks he’s all that,
And end each sentence with a HoF, “You Twat.”
(2015)
